pois é.

owlmylove:

when i find stretch marks on my thighs i make a point of smooching them because they’re just doing their best at keeping the all-powerful immortal Being within me from ripping my mortal shell asunder in a blaze of heavenly glory and eviscerating the cosmos in my divine wrath

astudyiniero:

girls don’t want boyfriends girls want a seven book series about the marauders’ life at hogwarts

felixdawkins:

The question I’m asked most often as a defense attorney is whether I can tell if my clients are innocent or guilty.

I don’t care.

nevver:

Toothpaste for dinner

yes, i can.